VA-11 HALL-A: Dorothy Haze
by Mikiya Naeuri from «Faerie»
"First, I pick a mall, wait for a day with lots of people. Then I go to Santa's lap, and when he asks what I want...I say in most innocent tone I can muster...'I want you to make me a woman!' Sometimes they try to cover it up. 'The Lilim wants to be human!' It's then when I say, 'No, I. Want. You.' After that I say: 'Well, at the very least I want a dXXXX, a big pink one. Or a very bumpy cucumber!'"