Kung Fury

"I'm a cop, from the future." "You don't need that spine, it's holding you back." "Yea, that's my bicep." "And use this phone to call me. It's a personal, transportable cellular telephone. It features 645 channel capacity, 10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock. This revolution in communication can make it possible for more and more people to have a phone in their car." "Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time." "I need some sort of Time Machine."